My wife and I are good parents. But the stats are in: our kids only get injured when they’re with us.
I have two dogs. They’re lovely old ladies named Maizie and Molly. Maizie is a sweetheart, but she has a bit of German Shepherd in her. To me, this is
It seems like I shouldn’t have to tell strangers not to touch other people’s kids, yet here we are…
I thought I was going to get mugged. I guess I was, in a way, but not for money…
“Best date ever.” -Margie, my wife of nearly twelve years whom I’ve known for over half my life. I have no idea of when I first heard of rage rooms,
I get it. I really do. A cruise ship seems like a convenient vacation. It’s basically a resort going to special, exotic places, all the while entertaining you with an
My explanation for leaving Inkshares and my bright future as an author.
Today was a big day. I had been preparing for this day for six months. Today was the day I fought the law. It all started in August, on my
This polar vortex sure reminds me of the time my family was saved by a La Quinta.
A simple accident brought my toddler daughter to my ER for a few sutures and a few important lessons.
I’m starting the year 2019 off right: I’m officially a published author!
My wife and I say many words rather differently. How do you pronounce the words on the list of “Words Mike Says Dummer”?
My son is a risk taker, but it wasn’t a risk that got him into trouble.
I have a friend, and how we met might be unique to the entire planet.
Christmas is also a time of reflection for those we’ve lost. My mother made sure at least one of those memories wasn’t so serious.