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July 14, 2009 – 9:02AM
A Stanley knife-wielding bandit had the tables turned on him when he attempted to rob a Brisbane convenience store attendant who was cutting vegetables.

The attendant, who had a much larger kitchen knife, chased the man out of the Cut Price Supermarket store on Aminya Road, Mansfield, about 2.50pm yesterday.

He did not make off with any money or goods.
source: SMH.com.au